An Open Letter to the St. Louis Cardinals

Dear Beloved Redbirds,

I’ve been patient. Held my tongue for nearly 4 months. Our improbable run through the playoffs last October has sustained me through 90 some-odd games of lackluster play. Tony and Dave, I’ve given you every benefit of every doubt in the hopes that you’d soon right the ship. I owe you that, I told myself. This is no time for griping or complaining. As my boy Alexandre Dumas Père would say, All human wisdom is summed up in two words – wait and hope.

Well, Alexandre, I’m tired of waiting and I’m running out of hope.

Now is the time, boys, to make the kind of push we’ve been waiting for. We currently sit 9 games behind the division leading Milwaukee Brewers who boast the best winning percentage in the league. We’re about 7 games out in the wild card. These aren’t insurmountable odds, but with July swiftly coming to a close, our chances of having the opportunity to defend our title are growing slimmer each day.

Granted, Lady Luck hasn’t been kind to us. Chris Carpenter, the Cardinals ace and arguably the best pitcher in the league, has been on the shelf since the season opener against the Mets. The fact that we haven’t been mathematically eliminated yet despite only getting 6 innings of work out of our horse is cause enough for celebration. Our erstwhile #2 starter, Mark Mulder (whom we gave up Dan Haren for), hasn’t thrown a pitch all season as he recovers from shoulder surgery. Shortstop David Eckstein, center fielder Jim Edmonds, catcher Yadier Molina and right fielder Juan Encarnacion have all missed time with various injuries. Scott Rolen’s shoulder is barking again. Youngsters Adam Wainwright and Anthony Reyes haven’t pitched as projected. The most consistent starters have been Braden Looper and Brad Thompson, lifelong relief pitchers before this year. This team has dealt with more than just injuries and poor performances; it should not be forgotten that this club buried one of their own, Josh Hancock, just a few months back. It is near impossible to quantify how difficult that must’ve been for this team. All in all, the ’07 campaign has been one to forget for Cardinal Nation.

No matter. With Brewers ace Ben Sheets out for the next 6 weeks, now’s the time to make a run. With a patchwork rotation and an anemic offense, it’ll be tough for sure. But I believe. Eck and Encarnacion are already back; Jimmy will be activated soon. If things go right, maybe Carp and Mulder will log a few innings for us in August. The Brewers are young and the Cubbies (much to my chagrin) seem to be for real, but my Redbirds are experienced and that’s gotta count for something.With 7 games against Chicago and Milwaukee next week, we can be right back in this thing with a well timed hot streak. Maybe we can catch lightning in a bottle again and make something magical happen a la last October. And remember that “surplus” of cash we saved by not resigning Soup and Weaver, Walt Jocketty? No doubt, it was the right move to let those guys walk. But we desperately need a couple of impact players to infuse the roster with a little more bite. Now’s the time to get that done, too.

I’ll be there in Hot-Lanta tomorrow night with my son. Maybe I should hand deliver this letter to you all. At the very least, we face a Braves club that’s reeling from being swept by the hapless Cincinnatti Reds. Now’s the time to get off the schnide. Let’s do it, guys.

Signed,
A lifelong fan of the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals

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8 Responses to An Open Letter to the St. Louis Cardinals

  1. Unknown's avatar Kenny Simpson says:

    Not happening. Enjoy watching ESPN classic and remembering last season.

  2. Unknown's avatar Jason says:

    It could still happen. Of course, the day I post this, we get spanked by 10 runs and Chris Carpenter has to have Tommy John surgery. It’s looking bleak, I’ll admit.

  3. Unknown's avatar Eric Hyche says:

    Dear Lifelong,Thank you for writing to the Saint Louis Cardinals Baseball Club. Because of the sheer volume of mail I receive from Cardinal Nation, I will not be able to answer your mail in person. Please enjoy the signed photo of me resting on these lovely laurels.Your GM,Walt Jocketty

  4. Unknown's avatar Jason says:

    Nice! I’ll bet a pic of Jocketty resting on his laurels would bring some decent coin on Ebay…

  5. Unknown's avatar Eric Hyche says:

    Seriously, even if they did make a move, who are they going to go out and get? Matt Morris? He’s about the cream of the crop of pitching “talent” available. Jose “5-plus ERA” Contreras? Nah.Walt is a smart guy (well, OK there was the Juan Encarnacion signing), and I think he’ll realize that the best use of his money is to spend wisely in the off-season rather than give up prospects to try and salvage a season that’s hanging by a thread.Enjoy looking up at the Cubs. At the end of the season, I may have to dig out a post you made earlier in the season about the Cubs. Notice I said at the END of the season. Yeah, it looks like the Cubs are for real, but let’s be realistic here: this is the CUBS we’re talking about. This is the team that was 4 outs from the World Series when… well, you know the rest.

  6. Unknown's avatar Jason says:

    Current pecking order notwithstanding, I still stand by my earlier post about the Cubs. I mean, come on, they’re the Cubs. I think history is on my side on this one.At this point, I’m just hoping tonight’s Braves / Cards game doesn’t get rained out for Joshua’s sake. We’ve been talking about this for a week!

  7. Unknown's avatar Eric Hyche says:

    Being a Braves fan, I can be fairly objective about the ongoing battle between Cubs and Cardinals. I don’t have a dog in that fight.But I bet Michael Vick does.Sorry, couldn’t resist…

  8. Unknown's avatar Jason says:

    Zing-zing! You’re on fire this morning. The Vick reference made me laugh out loud.Good luck to your Bravos in the NL East. I’d sooner see them win it than the Mets. I just hope they don’t get hot until after we leave town.

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